Hey! That’s My Mom!

Who’s that swanky chick at the mall?

Lucky me! (She coulda been the one on the left.)

My Dad’s favorite hobby was fishing…
and what a catch!

This wedding picture was taken in black and white.
One of my Mom’s hobbies at the time was colorizing photos.
Not bad; I'll bet she coulda got a job with Ted Turner.

The perfect couple? Or wanted by the FBI?

Frank and Edith Pavlicek… all that's missing is the pitchfork.

Hi folks! Look what the cat dragged in!

Hey, that’s me! Oh, Mom? Isn't that skirt a bit short?

Is our country a safer place now?

Yeah, right. (Mom wanted to move to Switzerland after this.)