Now you can drive by yourself
in the car pool lane!
Tired of watching cars zoom by on the left? Wish you had joined a car pool?
Well, wish no more! PavCo has the perfect solution for daily commuters.
PavCo Car Pool Mannequins easily install in the passenger seat of any vehicle, and
voila! — an instant car pool!
We fool the best, and couldn’t care less about the rest! Imagine your ecstasy as
you pass car after car, thumbing your nose at the stupid drivers in the slow lanes.
Patented neoprene construction resists fading and wear, and the TrueFlesh (tm) color
is so lifelike you will soon be talking to your new friend.
PavCo stands behind its product. Should you ever be cited for a car pool lane
violation, we pay the fine! No questions asked! Except “How much?” (Limit, one
incident.)
Time and time again, PavCo has demonstrated that no cop in the U.S.A. can
detect its Car Pool Mannequin from a real person, even at very close range.
Our Mannequins are now anatomically correct! Earlier versions were not, and this led
to detection in a few strip-search incidents. Now we got the goods!
Five-Lifetime guarantee! At PavCo we are pleased to say we have lost a lot of
customers in car accidents but never a Mannequin! Take comfort in knowing
your next of kin will be delighted when you’re gone.
Prices (quantity discounts available)
Model PV109-F (female) ........... $400.00
Model PV109-M (male) ............. $420.00
Another fine product from PavCo!
Where the price tag goes on before the engineering begins.
