PavCo Products AZ66 Main
Car Pool Mannequins
by Richard PavlicekPavCo Products AZ66 Main |
| by Richard Pavlicek |
| Tired of seeing cars zoom by on the left? Wish you had joined a car pool? |
| No problem! PavCo ingenuity lets you drive in the car pool lane by yourself. |
| PavCo Car Pool Mannequins install easily in the passenger seat of any vehicle then voila — instant car pool! |
| We fool the best, and couldn’t care less about the rest! Imagine your ecstasy as you pass car after car, thumbing your nose at the fools in the slow lanes. |
| Our patented neoprene polymer construction resists fading and wear, and the TrueFlesh® color is so lifelike you will soon be talking to your new friend. |
| No cop in America can detect a PavCo mannequin from a real person, even at close range. Our previous mannequin versions were vulnerable to strip-search incidents, but now they’re anatomically correct. Yes, we’ve got the nuts! |
| PavCo stands behind its product! Should you ever be cited for a car pool lane violation, we pay the fine. No questions asked — except “How much?” |
| Five-lifetime guarantee! At PavCo we are pleased to say we have lost a lot of customers in car accidents, but never a mannequin. Take comfort in knowing your next of kin will be delighted when you’re gone. |
| Car Pool Mannequin | Price |
|---|---|
| Model PV109M (pictured at top) | $420.00 |
| Model PV109F (female) | 400.00 |
| Model PV109B (boy child) | 320.00 |
| Model PV109G (girl child) | 300.00 |
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