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Jean-Christophe Clement WinsThis contest ran from December 6 (2020) to January 20, 2021. Only six persons submitted a successful layout (South able to win exactly seven tricks with each suit trumps), ranked below by the tiebreakers, then date-time of entry. The puzzle format required a successful solution before it could be submitted, so I have no idea how many tried — but with the current trend I’d be lucky to get 20. Aha! I just thought of a way to increase participation. Next month I will offer a “free at last” bonus: Buy one puzzle; get another one shoved up your…
Congratulations to Jean-Christophe Clement, winner by a landslide. Jean-Christophe also won the recent Right-Sided Club Slam and has dozens of high placings in various challenges as far back as 2002.
| Rank | Name | Location | N-S HCP | Freakness |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Jean-Christophe Clement | France | 17 | 10 |
| 2 | Samuel Pahk | Massachusetts | 20 | 2 |
| 3 | Charles Blair | Illinois | 20 | 2 |
| 4 | Nicholas Greer | England | 20 | 2 |
| 5 | Tim Broeken | Netherlands | 20 | 17 |
| 6 | Audrey Kueh | England | 22 | 2 |
SolutionThis contest was more of a guessing game than a bridge puzzle. No one wants to analyze the play in every suit on multiple deals; but of course I knew that, so all results were precalculated by computer.*
*There are 369,600 (12c3 × 9c3 × 6c3) possible distributions of the 12 royal cards, and each was double-dummy solved with South declaring each suit. Only 779 of the layouts (0.21 percent) were winners producing four sevens. I have an algorithm to map each layout to a unique index (0 to 369,599) so the double-dummy results could be stored in a lookup file of 739,200 bytes (four nibbles = two bytes per layout).
Three successful guessers, er solvers, discovered the following layout, which gives North-South half the HCP. The solution also bodes well in the secondary tiebreaker of low deal freakness.
| HCP 20 Freakness 2 |  J 9 6 10 8 7 2 K 5 3 A Q 4
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| 10 8 7 3 6 5 A Q 4 K J 9 2 | 
| A Q 4 K J 9 3 10 8 6 2 7 5
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| 1 of any suit South | K 5 2 A Q 4 J 9 7 10 8 6 3 | ||
Don’t bother to study the play; South is certified to win exactly seven tricks with any suit trumps. You can “believe me now or believe me later,” like the old Hans and Franz sketch on Saturday Night Live.
Samuel Pahk: Twenty HCP feels pretty minimal, as does the deal freakness of 2…
No solver discovered it, but a solution exists for the same number of HCP with freakness zero (each hand 4-3-3-3):
| HCP 20 Freakness 0 | J 9 6 10 8 7 2 K 5 3 A K 4
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| 10 8 7 3 K 6 5 A Q 4 J 9 2 |
| A K 4 J 9 3 10 8 6 2 Q 7 5
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| 1 of any suit South | Q 5 2 A Q 4 J 9 7 10 8 6 3 | ||
Again, trying to analyze it will make your head spin, so just believe Hans and Franz — or better yet, believe:
Mabel Pavlicek: I was reading a parchment today on Cloud 73 and found this deal with your name on it! [Yes, this writer dreams too.]
For interest sake, the North-South HCP can be lowered by a notch with freakness 2:
| HCP 19 Freakness 2 | Q J 9 6 10 8 7 2 5 3 A K 4
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| 10 8 7 3 K 6 5 A K 4 J 9 2 |
| A K 4 J 9 3 10 8 6 2 Q 7 5
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| 1 of any suit South | 5 2 A Q 4 Q J 9 7 10 8 6 3 | ||
Or by two notches with freakness 3:
| HCP 18 Freakness 3 | Q J 9 6 10 8 7 2 K 5 3 A 4
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| 10 8 7 3 A 6 5 A Q 4 J 9 2 |
| A K 4 J 9 3 10 8 6 2 K 7 5
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| 1 of any suit South | 5 2 K Q 4 J 9 7 Q 10 8 6 3 | ||
Both of the above layouts are unique for their minimal HCP:freakness.
Hail to the chief! With the main tiebreaker being HCP, one solver topped everyone else by an incredible 3 HCP. That’s right; North-South can win seven tricks in any suit against any defense with only 17 HCP:
| HCP 17 Freakness 10 | Q J 9 6 Q 10 8 7 2 A 5 3 4
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| 10 8 7 3 A K 6 5 K 4 J 9 2 |
| A 4 J 9 3 10 8 6 2 A K 7 5
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| 1 of any suit South | K 5 2 4 Q J 9 7 Q 10 8 6 3 | ||
Jean-Christophe Clement: I found two solutions with 17 HCP but exactly the same freakness.
Too smart! The other layout he refers to is obtained by swapping the K and Q.
The parchment read: With “test” in each suit… So why the quotes? Only two solvers caught on to the deliberate choice of four-card suits in the Plebeian diagram: 10-8-7-3, 10-8-7-2, 10-8-6-3 and 10-8-6-2.
Samuel Pahk: “Test” is the first letters of each card in North’s hearts, South’s clubs, East’s diamonds and West’s spades.
Charles Blair: TEST = Ten, Eight, Seven (six), Three (two).
Final NotesAudrey Kueh: Trial 72: failure… Trial 73: failure… Trial 74: success… Trial 75: failure… Wait! Trial 74 was a success! Trial 74 was a success!
Talk about having a dream:
Nicholas Greer: “T’est” might be French for something like “what is yours,” and I’m aware that parts of the southern U.S., possibly including Mississippi, were originally French.
I once ordered French toast in Biloxi. Does that count?
Evidently MLK had great foresight to proclaim “Free at last!” as we now end four years of embarrassment in the White House.
The Donald: You can impeach me now or impeach me later, but Rudy will clear me! And if that doesn’t work, I’ll be hiding out in Lilliput, which has no extradition treaties.
© 2021 Richard Pavlicek
