Main Puzzle 8N79 by Richard Pavlicek
In my continued efforts to stop David Bird from stealing my titles, I remind him that spelling counts. One t doesnt cut it; anyone with half a brain knows there are two, and I could claim three in "Hey Abb-b-o-t-tt." And dont think for a minute that adding Monsignors to your stories changes anything! My attorneys have issued a cease-and-desist order, so be warned. Keep your beak off my puzzles! If these thefts continue, you may be the next Birdman of Alcatraz.
Apologies to David Bird, and acknowledgments to
Lou Costello (1906-59) and Bud Abbott (1897-1974)
© 2018 Richard Pavlicek