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# Bridge for Morons

by Drahcir Kecilvap

### Even YOU can learn bridge!

Does bridge seem way over your head? Do you have trouble writing your own name? Then this is the course for you! Teaching a complex game to those with a simple mind was thought to be impossible. Not any more! I guarantee I can make you a bridge player.

So build up your courage and enter now. You can do it!

## Lesson 1

The card to the left is an Ace.
Hint: It rhymes with Vase.

Study it closely until you think you know what it looks like.

Take as much time as you need.

Do you get it?

## Quiz on Lesson 1

Carefully study the pictures below, and take your time:

Which one is the ace?

But you were close!

## Lesson 2

You found it!
Having mastered Lesson 1 so quickly, you must have potential.

Now I’ve got something new to teach you, so pay close attention:

An ace is the highest card.Boy, it’s really high up here!

Do you understand that?

## Quiz on Lesson 2

Good decision!
You’re well on your way to becoming a bridge player.

Remember what you just learned, and take your time.

Complete the following sentence:

An ace is…

## Not right

That was a tough question, so don’t feel bad.

## Lesson 3

Well done!
Only a few get this far, and I’m really proud of you!

Warning: This lesson requires counting to four.

An ace is worth 4 points.Count ‘em… 1, 2, 3, 4.

Four is a big number! Can you grasp it?

## Quiz on Lesson 3

That took courage!
You’re almost a bridge player now.

Take your time, and don’t be afraid of big numbers.

Complete the following sentence:

An ace is worth…

## Almost got it

You didn’t think that out carefully.

## Congratulations!

### You’re a bridge player now

Practice what you learned, and next month I will teach you about Kings.

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