Challenge 7X49 by Richard Pavlicek
Perhaps the midnight starting time should have been a warning, but you accepted the invitation to play in a home team game. The evening comes and you make the drive to 666 Phantom Lane in spite of a severe lightning storm and torrential rain. Oh, what a fool you were to agree to this!
Having no umbrella, you park as near as you can and dash to the front porch to ring the doorbell. A grotesque, deformed man ushers you in. Apparently mute, he hands you a table assignment and points to a sign that reads Bridge Upstairs. As you ascend the stairs, you look back to meet the frightening gaze of his one good eye.
When you reach the card room, you are pleased to see familiar faces. Hey, Joe! you shout, Great to see you! Whereve you been all these years? Joe doesnt seem to notice you. Then you spot an old flame you lost contact with about 20 years ago. Judy! Long time! You look as beautiful as the night we first, um, knew each other. Strangely, Judy just continues her conversation with someone else.
Suddenly, a voice bellows over a loudspeaker, Game time! Find your places. This is a board-a-match Swiss six teams, six rounds, six boards per round. You sit South at Table 6. Joe (West) and Judy are your first opponents, and your partner is Fritz, the man you met at the door.
Predictably, Fritz becomes your worst nightmare, taking a phantom sacrifice on every board except the one he passes you in a cue-bid. Even more painful, you have to play all the hopeless contracts.
None of the contracts can be made, but your goal as South is to salvage what you can for a chance to win or tie the board. Choose your play from options A-F. Each option will be rated on a 1-to-10 scale based on my judgment.
*Prizes include a sterling silver cross and a signed copy of Satanic Bridge Verses by Salmon Trustme. Winners must be at least 108 years of age. Employees of PavCo School of Exorcism are ineligible.
Enjoy your game with Fritz! If you dont like his bidding, tell him to go to hell. But be careful! You might already be there.
At trick two West leads the 6 (East follows). Your play?
West wins A-K-Q (East follows) then leads the J to your ace. Your play?
Joe grins as he leads the K to your ace. Despite the horror, you might win the board! Your play?
At trick two East leads the 2 and your king wins (West plays 3). Your play?
West continues with the A (East plays 7). Your play?
East next cashes the K (West pitches 8) then leads the 9. West has two trumps. Your play?
© 2003 Richard Pavlicek