Does bridge seem way over your head? Do you have trouble writing your own name? Then this is the course for you! Teaching a complex game to those with a simple mind was thought to be impossible. Not any more! I guarantee I can make you a bridge player.
So build up your courage and enter now. You can do it!
Im ready, lets go!
Not now, thank you
The card to the left is an Ace.Hint: It rhymes with Vase.
Study it closely until you think you know what it looks like.
Take as much time as you need.
Yes! I think I can. Quiz me!
Sorry, this is beyond me
Carefully study the pictures below, and take your time:
The one on the left
The one in the middle
The one on the right
None of the above
Let me try again
Let me outta here!
You found it!
Having mastered Lesson 1 so quickly, you must have potential.
Now Ive got something new to teach you, so pay close attention:
An ace is the highest card.Boy, its really high up here!
Yes I do! Quiz me on it!
Sorry, this is way over my head
Good decision!Youre well on your way to becoming a bridge player.
Remember what you just learned, and take your time.
Complete the following sentence:
a vase to put flowers in.
the lowest card in history.
the highest card in bridge.
the place with the helpful hardware man.
Give me another chance
Color me gone!
Well done!Very few get this far, so Im really proud of you!
Warning: This lesson requires counting to four
An ace is worth 4 points.Count em 1, 2, 3, 4.
I can count that high! Quiz me!
No, Im still working on three
That took courage!
Youre almost a bridge player now.
Take your time, and dont be afraid of big numbers.
two coins.
three joints.
four points.
five dollars and 55 cents.
Id like one more chance
See you later, pal!
Practice what you learned, and next month I will teach you about Kings.
© 1993 Drahcir Kecilvap