Challenge 8X01 MainAnalyses


Horrors of the Wax Museum


Scores by Richard Pavlicek

Welcome! You are about to see the world’s most lifelike creations in wax. Before we begin the tour, I must warn you not to touch the figures. The realism may seem astounding at times, but you’ll have to trust me: They’re all wax.

The highlight of our tour is the Chamber of Horrors, where you’ll see six exhibits on the art of self-defense. Cameras are forbidden, and please stay with your group. This way, please.

As West, after making your opening lead you suspect that South (a wax robot, or lady, you can’t be sure) has perpetrated a horror in the early play. Your goal is to find the best defense to capitalize; but please, no capital crimes. This is a family web site, so the body count must be held to a minimum. Simply select your next lead from the options listed. Each option will be rated on a 1-to-10 scale per my judgment.

Bidding is standard (unless noted), and you use standard leads and signals. For a reference
see Standard American Bridge. Assume partner is an expert, but South is horribly deranged.

In October 2004 these problems were presented as a contest with 902 entrants from 111 locations around the world. The contest is closed, but you can still quiz yourself and find your score immediately. If you’re lucky, you might even win a valuable prize.*

*Prizes include a wax bust of Madame Tussauds and an 18th century guillotine, safely converted to a PavCo Slice-o-Matic. Winners must be
at least 18 years of age and wear a waxed mustache. Prizes void where prohibited by law, or where such prohibitions do not exist.

Are you ready for the Chamber? As you pass Marie Antoinette, you will see a bridge table. Be sure to sit West, away from the guillotine. Relax! The last two groups made it through just fine. This way, please.

Problem 1

IMPsS 10 2WestNorthEastSouth
None vulH 9 3YouDummyPartnerWax Lady
D A Q J 9 21 NT
C Q J 10 5Pass3 NTPassPass
S Q J 9 5TablePass
H K J 7 2
D 6 3
C K 9 4 3 NT South

TrickLead2nd3rd4th
1. WS Q273

Your next lead? S J S 5 H J H 2 D 6 C 4

Problem 2

IMPsS Q 9 2WestNorthEastSouth
Both vulH A Q J 10YouDummyPartnerWax Lady
D A 4 31 CPass1 NT
C A J 10Pass3 NTPassPass
S J 10 8 7TablePass
H 9 7 4
D K J 7
C K 9 3 3 NT South

TrickLead2nd3rd4th
1. WS JQKA
2. SD 57A2
3. ND 310QK

Your next lead? S 10 S 8 H 4 D J C K C 3

Problem 3

IMPsS 5 3WestNorthEastSouth
N-S vulH J 8 5YouDummyPartnerWax Lady
D Q 41 S2 CPass2 H
C A K Q 9 6 4DblPass2 SPass
S K Q 10 8 4TablePass3 HPassPass
H A K 3Pass
D A 10 5
C J 2 3 H South

TrickLead2nd3rd4th
1. WS K36A
2. SH 2K54

Your next lead? S Q S 4 D A D 5 C J C 2

Problem 4

IMPsS K 10 3WestNorthEastSouth
N-S vulH A 8 2YouDummyPartnerWax Lady
D A 8 31 NTPass4 H1
C A J 6 2DblPassPass4 S
S ATablePassPassPass
H Q J 10 9 6 5 
D Q J1. Texas transfer
C K 10 8 7 4 S South

TrickLead2nd3rd4th
1. WH Q24K
2. SS JA36

Your next lead? H J H 10 H 9 D Q C K C 10

Problem 5

IMPsS K 8 6WestNorthEastSouth
None vulH A J 6 2YouDummyPartnerWax Lady
D A Q 31 H1 NTPass5 C
C Q J 2DblPassPassPass
S A Q J 10Table
H K Q 9 7 5
D K 9 2
C A 5 C× South

TrickLead2nd3rd4th
1. WH KA310
2. NH 24C 65
3. SS 3A62

Your next lead? S Q H Q H 7 D K D 2 C A

Problem 6

IMPsS A 4WestNorthEastSouth
E-W vulH K 5 3YouDummyPartnerWax Lady
D A Q 4 31 NT
C K 8 4 2Pass4 NTPass6 NT
S J 10 3TablePassPassPass
H Q 4
D J 10 9 7
C J 10 6 5 6 NT South

TrickLead2nd3rd4th
1. WD J36K
2. SH J4K2
3. NH 3610Q

Your next lead? S J S 10 D 10 D 9 C J C 5

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Acknowledgments to Warner Bros. House of Wax (1953) starring Vincent Price
© 2004 Richard Pavlicek